- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

scraggle is in you pillow case

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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