How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

How old is victor? Half past dead

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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