- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why dont they make black forks

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

this website is a bad joke

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