- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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