- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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