- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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