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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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