THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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