- Anti Joke

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.