- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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