- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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