- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Knock Knock. Shut up.

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