- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

America

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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