- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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