Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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