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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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