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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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