Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

HELLO EVERYONE

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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