- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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