What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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