the WNBA.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Horse.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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