What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Skinny people fart less.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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