- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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