- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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