- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

what is 3+3= 8

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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