- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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