What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

You having friends.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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