- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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