roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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