What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

batman farted so hes retarded

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

where's mom I killed her

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Title IX

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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