A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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