What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

AIDS

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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