whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Anti Joke

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