An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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