What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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