- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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