- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

This is my favorite antijoke.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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