girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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