- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Roses are red Im adopted

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Where's my baby??

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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