- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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