What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Anti Joke

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