why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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