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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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