- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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