- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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