What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What's one plus one? two.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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