What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Women's rights.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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