What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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