- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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