- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A Chinese man fails a math test

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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