what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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poopy is poopy

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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