A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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