- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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