- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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