Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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