Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Yellow People !!

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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