- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A dog was barking at a tree

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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