- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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