- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Ehh

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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