Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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