Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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hola said the chinese man

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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