- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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