- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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