- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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