- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How old is victor? Half past dead

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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