Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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