Knock Knock! F*ck off

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

ever tried african food? they neither

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

united we sit, cause we're fat

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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