"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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black chicken. kfc

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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