- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A man goes to the potty.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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