- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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