What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

I am a mime

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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