How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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