John lazzaro likes dick

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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You are joking right?

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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