What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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