- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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