- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Students, please find the surface integral.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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