- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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