- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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