- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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