What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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FUCK YOU

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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