- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."