Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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