2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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