How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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