knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

school homewrok

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

a man checks his mypsace

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

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