- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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