- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

star wars kid

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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