What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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