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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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