What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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