- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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