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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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