What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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