- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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