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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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