- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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