Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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