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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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