- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Yellow People !!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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