- Anti Joke

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater