- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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