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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Cheese

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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