- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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