- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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