- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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