"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

hola said the chinese man

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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