- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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