- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

I'm so punny.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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