L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Vagina Boob

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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