- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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