What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

9/11 my birthday

Pickle

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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