- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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