- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

womens rights

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

I'm tired.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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