- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Cripples are lame.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The chickens have become self-aware!

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