A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Feminism.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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