- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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