What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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