Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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