If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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