- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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