Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

roses are black violets are black i am blind

thumb_up thumb_down +10

ewrg

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops