- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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