- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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