- Anti Joke

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed