Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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