The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

this website is a bad joke

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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