- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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