- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

VITAMIN C!

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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