- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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