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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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