- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Jesus Christ

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Gustavo Andrade

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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