- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

what do you call a black guy african american

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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