What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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