- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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