What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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